Unnecessary Censorship and Hanso Training Video for the Lost Finale
More Kimmel and Lost fun: Jacob and the Man in Black’s game
May 12, 2010 by Timothy Kozar
Filed under Best of the Internets, TV
Lost haiku
Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) is having a Lost haiku competition on Twitter. The winner gets tickets to his Lost Finale special, and the deadline is May 19th. We wrote six entries. I guess there are spoilers in here if you’re not caught up on the current season.
Locke is the black smoke.
He will rip your damn face off.
I am so scared now.
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We have to go back!
Don’t tell me what I can’t do!
Want my kidney back!
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Remember Eko?
The huge Nigerian guy?
Mr. Eko? No?
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There is one Lost rule:
What happens on the island
stays on the island.
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Hurley sees the dead.
That was a Jedi moment.
Dude. Dude! Dude? Dude?! Ranch.
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Jack has what it takes.
Remember the surgery?
Angel hair pasta.
