Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I think we need a president that can wrestle this nation's problems to the ground and chop their hair off.06:34:09 PM May 15, 2012from HootSuite
Everyone knows that an Obama-Romney debate is going to be a ratings disaster. My solution: bring in a drunk Joe Biden as a wild card.11:10:23 PM May 10, 2012from HootSuite
Before facebook, there really wasn't an efficient way to say Happy Birthday to a bunch of strangers. Thanks, Mark Zuckerberg!02:28:51 PM May 06, 2012from HootSuite
This doctor on the View claims to have found the G-Spot? Dude, Brian McKnight found that shit weeks ago.03:39:03 PM April 30, 2012from HootSuite