Lost haiku

Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) is having a Lost haiku competition on Twitter.  The winner gets tickets to his Lost Finale special, and the deadline is May 19th.  We wrote six entries.  I guess there are spoilers in here if you’re not caught up on the current season.

Locke is the black smoke.
He will rip your damn face off.
I am so scared now.

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We have to go back!
Don’t tell me what I can’t do!
Want my kidney back!

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Remember Eko?
The huge Nigerian guy?
Mr. Eko?  No?

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There is one Lost rule:
What happens on the island
stays on the island.

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Hurley sees the dead.
That was a Jedi moment.
Dude.  Dude!  Dude?  Dude?!  Ranch.

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Jack has what it takes.
Remember the surgery?
Angel hair pasta.


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