I bet you’ve been looking for a punk rock version of the new Britney Spears single, right? How about one with a video that features a unicorn farting a rainbow? Yep. We’re all looking for it. But who has time to dig through all of the not funny youtube videos for a nugget of solid gold like that? You’ve got kids to feed, or possibly animals to feed, or at the very least yourself to feed… unless you’re anorexic, in which case you honestly have no excuse. In any case, relax. Allow me do the heavy lifting, dude. (You’re getting a free ride, anorexics!) Look no further:
