31 Days of Candy – Oct 3 – Dubble Bubble
October 3, 2009 by Tim & Lex
Filed under Features, Food Glorious Food, Food Reviews
Just seeing that wrapper sets my teeth a-grinding. There’s no other gum quite like the Dubble Bubble: it’s rock hard, but softens to almost goopy consistency with a little elbow grease (or would it be jaw grease?) and saliva. Incredibly sticky-sweet, with that mega potent bubblegum flavor.
Score: 2.5/5 cavities
31 Days of Candy – October 2nd – Dots
October 2, 2009 by Tim & Lex
Filed under Features, Food Glorious Food, Food Reviews
I’m not sure exactly what it was about Dots that made them so appealing. They’re essentially gum drops minus the sugar coating… and what kind of candy is good minus the sugar coating? But if I didn’t get at least one (pathetically small) box of Dots during an outing of trick or treating, I considered it somewhat of a failure. Maybe it was the noise the box made when you shook it.
In fairness, the green ones taste like Windex, but the rest are that wonderful kind of gummy deliciousness that dentists probably dream about at night.
Score: 4.5/5 cavities
31 Days of Candy – October 1st – Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
October 1, 2009 by Tim & Lex
Filed under Features, Food Glorious Food, Food Reviews
One of the classic Halloween treats.
I went through an anti-nut phase, so I used to detest the combination of peanut butter and chocolate (and yes, I know peanuts are actually legumes- bitch, please!). Even though I got a ton of them and wouldn’t eat them, they were valuable in the Halloween Candy trade. I could barter with my brother for another box of Dots or something else a little more exotic. They were also handy for when the Tax Man (aka my mother) came around trolling for a candy fix. So unlike the vomitastic peanut butter taffy that comes in the orange and black wrappers, the Reese’s Cups were at least worth something.
But now I’ve come to my senses. I no longer fear the marriage of chocolate and peanut butter, in fact, I embrace it.
Score: 5/5 cavities
31 Days of Candy
October 1, 2009 by Tim & Lex
Filed under Features, Food Glorious Food
You can’t have Halloween without candy, so we’re going to count down through some of our favorite candy, with a dud here and there.
31 Days of Horror – 2009 Edition
October 1, 2009 by Tim & Lex
Filed under Features, Movie Reviews, Movies
Happy Halloween, nuggets! In honor of our favorite holiday, our gift to you is a horror movie review for each day of this kickass month!
October 1st – “The Thaw”
October 2nd – “Wolf Creek“
October 3rd – “The Hills Run Red“
October 4th – “Pulse“
October 5th – “The Uninvited“
October 6th – “The Last House on the Left“
October 7th – “Dog Soldiers“
October 8th – “Giallo“
October 9th – “Cube“
October 10th – “The Wizard of Gore“
October 11th – “Doomsday“
October 12th – “The Fog”
October 13th – “Cemetery Man”
October 14th – “Pitch Black”
October 15th – “Drag Me To Hell”
October 16th – “Dead and Buried”
Handmade Awesomeness: Fall Premiere Edition
September 23, 2009 by Alexis
Filed under Features, Handmade Awesomeness, TV
It’s Fall! Crunchy leaves, apple cider, and best of all… our favorites tv shows are back! Can you guess which returning series these handmade goods from Etsy.com represent?
Show #1
Show #2
Show #3
Show #4
Show #5
Show #6
Answers: (highlight below to see the answers!)
1. The Mentalist
2. Sons of Anarchy
3. Castle
4. Dexter
5. Mad Men
6. Breaking Bad
How’d you do? Let us know in the comments!
Best of the Internets: Kids vs. Cats, Round 2
June 9, 2009 by Tim & Lex
Filed under Best of the Internets, Features
This week we offer up a kid that can’t talk, cats that can talk and the ingenuity of teenagers that take flame to anything and everything until something of entertainment value comes of it.
Best of the Internets: Kids vs. Cats, Round 1
June 2, 2009 by Tim & Lex
Filed under Best of the Internets, Features
The never ending battle continues.
Kids:
Cats:
Who wins?
A Storm of Stars: Casting HBO’s “Game of Thrones”
June 1, 2009 by Tim & Lex
Filed under Features, Previews, TV, TV Previews
HBO scored a major coup last month when they landed Peter Dinklage to play the role of Tyrion in their upcoming series “Game of Thrones” based on George R. R. Martin’s “Song of Ice and Fire” series. Dinklage was the dream choice of everyone from the author himself on down. As huge fans of pretty much everything GRRM writes (as well as most HBO shows), we decided to try our hands at filling out the rest of the cast. Here goes:

Eddard Stark - Kyle Secor
Honorable to a fault, noble Ned serves as the head of the Stark household. In both “Homicide” and “Veronica Mars
“, Secor flexed the necessary acting muscles to likewise nail the reserved ruler of the North. Beard up, Kyle!

Catelyn Tully Stark - Molly Parker
Though best known for her awesome work as Alma Garrett of “Deadwood,” Molly Parker consistently shows finesse in roles ranging from the subtlest dramas (Rodrigo Garcia’s “Nine Lives
“) to over the top comedies (a recent guest spot on “Party Down
“). Parker can pull off the vulnerable yet callous Catelyn.

Robb Stark - Tom Sturridge
The eldest Stark son, Robb, possesses characteristics quite unlike his father’s – passion and naivety. Tom Sturridge – AKA one of the guys rumored to have just missed on the Edward Cullen role in “Twilight” – looks the part.

Sansa Stark - Rachel Hurd-Wood
Rachel Hurd-Wood caught our eye in “Perfume.” She has that sweet, innocent, never-gonna-see-all-the-bad-shit-comin’ look that Sansa Stark should – nay, must – have.

Arya Stark - Mia Wasikowska
Wiser than her older sis, Arya’s storyline also covers a lot more ground, literally and emotionally. Mia Wasikowska is the one young actress we’re certain could cover all that territory. She shines in another HBO show, “In Treatment.”

Jon Snow- Noah Segan
We know Noah Segan from the excellent neo-noir movie “Brick.” From Winterfell to the Wall and beyond, Jon Snow is a crucial character.

House Lannister

Tywin Lannister - Michael Hogan
It would bring us great, great joy to watch Michael Hogan play this part. Known primarily as the perpetually cranky Colonel Tigh of “Battlestar Galactica,” Hogan seems almost born to play the orginal crankster, Lannister daddy Tywin.

Tyrion Lannister - Peter Dinklage
Dinklage is in. What a fucking coup!

Jaime Lannister - Jesse Erwin
The Kingslayer proves a casting challenge. He must be physically imposing, capable of terrible things and still charming enough to not be completely hated. We’re rolling the dice on the little known Jesse Erwin.

Cersei Lannister Baratheon - Jaime Ray Newman
Like her twin brother, though perhaps a hair nastier, Cersei needs that touch of charm to at least partially counteract her evil streak. Jaime Ray Newman has that kind of charisma.

House Baratheon

Robert Baratheon - Michael Harney
Robert is both large and in charge. Literally. He’s the king. His appetite for food is matched only by his appetite for drink, which is surpassed, slightly, by his appetite for sweet poontang. Harney nailed the drunk part in “Deadwood.”

Stannis Baratheon - Titus Welliver
Titus Welliver always has the weary look that we imagined Stannis would wear. Bobby B’s older bro is practically the opposite of him – strict, serious, sober.

Renly Baratheon - Adrian Grenier
The youngest of the 3 Baratheons, Renly keeps it real. Real gay! No, seriously, he’s a homosexual. “Entourage” star Adrian Grenier isn’t, but he’s pretty enough for the role.

Joffrey Baratheon - Max Pirkis
Max Pirkis played Octavian on “Rome.” He’d be a natural for the bratty Joffrey.

Viserys Targaryen - Simon Woods
Simon Woods? Also Octavian on “Rome.” Similarly, he’d be a natural for the bratty Viserys.

Daenerys Targaryen - Kristen Bell
A fan favorite, Daenerys’ journey and transformation may make for one of the toughest acting jobs in the series. Kristen Bell eats roles like this for breakfast.

Theon Greyjoy - Tom Felton
Cruel. Obnoxious. Theon Greyjoy kinda blows. Tom Felton could play this part with the glee it needs.
Other Players

Lysa Tully Arryn - Lili Taylor
Lili Taylor can do hysterical and a little nutty. She did it as Lisa in “Six Feet Under.” She’ll do it as Lysa.

Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Glenn Fitzgerald
Somewhat enigmatic, Littlefinger packs a seemingly neverending string of manipulative strategical moves. Is he really good or bad, though? Fitzgerald has that air of mystery.

Khal Drogo - Jason Momoa
Khal Drogo needs someone intimidating but still potentially vulnerable. “Stargate Atlantis” vet Momoa fits as snug as a Dothraki riding vest.

Ilyn Payne - Ingvar Eggert Sigurðsson
Holy shit! Just take a look at Ingvar and tell me he doesn’t look like Ilyn Payne.

Gregor "The Mountain That Rides" Clegane - Robert Z'Dar
B-Movie legend Bob Z’Dar, the “Maniac Cop” himself, lands the Mountain gig solely because his jaw is as big as one.

Sandor "The Hound" Clegane - Clancy Brown
Clancy won our hearts as the ridiculously evil Brother Justin in “Carnivale.” That, combined with his earlier work as a prison guard in “The Shawshank Redemption
,” made us feel he was right for the Hound.
Love it? Hate it? Comment about it.
For another take on the cast, check here.
For all other GRRM info check out Westeros or Martin’s official site.














































